Seth Grahame-Smith lived in the unassuming town of Rhinebeck, a small town that managed to avoid the taint of the big city and preserve the simple way of life. Working at the local five-and-dime—which started out as a respectful repayment of kindness and turned into a career—Seth’s days melted one into the next; until the day a reclusive regular named Henry paid a final visit, bearing a package that would change Seth’s life forever.
Trolling on EW.com this morning, I ran across an article that Penguin has decided to reissue some old books with tattoo inspired covers. While the artistic value is appreciated, some, who have been into the tattoo culture well before it became a fad, may look at this as just one more thing fostering its continued dilution into the mainstream. Thank you, Ed Hardy.
Perky Karen Vera considered herself the most “legendary” cheerleader on Peachtree High’s JV cheer squad. Standing at 5’1” with natural blonde hair—despite her half-Cuban ancestry—she proved it by sticking the landing atop of the JV squad’s, awe-inspiring 17 foot pyramid; at least until “loser extraordinaire”, Kevin Jenkins, yelled that Karen wasn’t wearing underwear.
Dr. Diane Fallow had just left the mountain top home of Roy and Ozella Barres after picking up Indian artifacts to be displayed at the museum for which she works. A big storm was coming and Roy Barres was on his third rendition of the same story regarding the arrowheads when it was determined Diane would need to leave immediately before the storm hit full force.
Susannah “Sukie” Jamieson is obsessed with her looks; constantly checking herself in anything reflective or taking a “selfie” with her cell phone. Sukie’s mom, recently gave Sukie her grandmother’s full-length mirror, but warned her that the mirror would be her best friend and worst enemy; however, Sukie wasn’t listening--the mirror’s reflection made her skin look extra creamy.
Flesh starts off with a quick go. A van driving down a back country road at night comes across a young female bicyclist; the driver admiring her body as he closes in. Smiling as he speeds the van up, it’s time to take out the rider.
Elaina wakes up in the hotel with Ben – who is sleeping with his fangs extended like some type of vampire morning wood—she tries to escape, but Anna comes home foiling the effort. Elaina is locked in the bathroom, where she finds Bonnie in the bathtub—and not in a good way. Later, Anna gives them the sob story about her mother being collateral damage in Katherine’s sexual deviance with the Salvatore brothers.
This week was a trip back to the past where we see Evil Elaina aka Katherine working her wiley vampiric ways on both Salvatore brothers. Nice! Katherine is staying with the Salvatore’s whom Emily works for; while she helps the vampires. We also learn that Pearl is Anna’s mother; and may be locked in the tomb with Katherine and the others.
Vervain for everyone! Stefan gives Elaina enough of the plant to keep everybody vamp-free for the foreseeable future. Later, Elaina and Jeremy order pizza and the delivery guy turns out to be Elaina’s road kill—we’ll call him Hoody (he has a name, but won’t be around long enough to matter). Jeremy searches for his three-fitty to pay the man, inviting him in as he slowly works out the math.
The ever concerned Stefan, the victim of a jump and dump—over a photo no less—is frantically calling Elaina to make sure she’s ok. As if to thumb her nose at Stefan, Elaina leaves her vervain necklace on top of Katherine’s picture—the only thing she’ll prove is that her neck is not puncture resistant; but I digress.